This Christmas (Grandma's Gettin' High) - Piper Madison

Woah

Grandma doesn’t knit us

Ugly sweaters

And she won’t sing you Christmas songs

Cause all winter long

She’ll be hittin' her bong

Ooh

Grandma doesn’t bake

Her world-famous holiday cookies and that

But ooh when she does

They’re laced with pot (They're laced with pot)

Ooh

Grandma’s gettin' high this Christmas

She filled our stockings with the goods

She is missin' out on Christmas dinner

She’ll be down in the hood, yeah

Rackin' up some catch

For that blunt holiday stash

Blow that hood off, it’s gonna fly

This Christmas

Grandma’s gettin' high (Grandma's gettin' high)

Grandma’s gettin' high (Grandma's gettin' high)

Ooh (Grandma's gettin' high)

(Grandma's gettin' high)

Now listen up

She ain’t comin' now

To hang the mistletoe

Or help pick out the tree

Because Granny’s already

Gotten off green (She's got her green)

And Granny don’t need

A holiday vacation

She can take one at home

She’s already on

A trip of her own (A trip of her own)

Ooh

Grandma’s (Grandma's) gettin' high this Christmas

She filled our stockings with the goods

Unwrapping nicotine

And a jolly old bag of kush

Trading holiday cash

For some home-grown pressed hash

More than Santa and his sleigh

I’m gonna fly

Cause Grandma’s gettin' high (Grandma's getting high)

Your Grandma’s gettin' high (Grandma's gettin' high)

Yeah (Grandma's gettin' high)

Ooh (Grandma's gettin' high)

Here we go

Rollin' up (Rollin' up)

All the dough (All the dough)

For the puff (For the puff)

And the blow (And the blow)

That white stuff (That white stuff)

On her nose (On her nose)

It ain’t sugar (It ain’t sugar)

It ain’t snow (It ain’t snow)

Underneath her

Christmas tree

CBD and THC

Kids don’t look out your window

Tonight, woah

Cause Grandma’s gettin'

High (Grandma's gettin' high)

Grandma’s gettin' high, woohoo woohoo! (Grandma's gettin' high)

Grandma’s gettin' high (She's got her green)

Yeah, this Christmas

Grandma’s gettin' high

Woah

Here comes the fade out

It’s Grandma fadin' out