Groundhog's Day - Primus

When I woke up this morning I felt a pang

I was hungering for some apple pie

Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit

Washed the sleep out of my eye

Oh yeah, it’s gonna be a fine day

Scratched myself a bit, poured me out a bowl of Corn Chex

Closest thing I could find to apple pie

Lingering taste of toothpaste made the milk go down a bit funny

But you know, them Chex they do satisfy

Oh yeah, this’ll be a fine day

So, after my morning rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean

Had my mind set to hit them streets

Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out

Had my black stomp-boots on my feet

It’s my day

It’s my day, my day

Since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize

If I set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye

So with my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way

What an ice cold bath it was when I found you had to pay to play

To taste the taste, it’s a tease that never would subside

The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes

Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood he’d get down on his knees to pray

This little snappy boy might see the light this ground hog’s day