Onix the Rock Snake - Random Encounters

No, I mean, what IS that?!

Meet my new Pokemon, it’s really hard and kinda long

He’s made of rock and super strong

A bit like my abs

I taught him how to bake a cake

To sweep the floor, to grill a steak

To do the worm and Harlem Shake

He’s totally fab!

Onix, Onix!

Onix, the Rock Snake!

Yeaaahhh!

He’s a stone cold monster

Onix the Rock Snake!

Yeaaahhh!

Not a star or lobster

Rock Snake!

Rock Snake!

Get that Onix out of here

He’ll eat the cats or worse I fear!

In case I wasn’t crystal clear

I don’t want a rock snake!

Wll how about a Psyduck then?

He’s not as big, a bit more zn

You guys will be the best of friends!

That’s not very likely!

Psyduck!

Psyduck!

Psyduck the weird bird… Ugh…

Not as cool as Onix!

Onix the Rock Snake

Yeeeaahhh!

He’s legit plutonic!

Loves to lift

With his wiggly body!

Goes on dates

Such a bigman hottie!

Doesn’t wash

Doesn’t eat his veggies!

Can’t decide

If he’s dank or edgy!

Rock snake!

Rock snake!

Onix the Rock Snake!

Yeeaaahhh!

He’s an unsung hero!

Onix the Rock Snake!

Yeeeaaahhh!

Not a node or Spearrow!

Rock Snake!

Rock Snake!

Rock Snake!

Rock Snake!