Tingle Sells - Random Encounters

Got a little cash,

And need to read a chart?

My maps are more than good

They’re priceless works of art!

So grab a boat and sail

Just past the Cyclops Reef,

I’ll translate any treasure chart

For rates you won’t believe!

Oh!

Tingle sells maps and yells

Words that make no sense!

Lost in town?

Shoot him down!

No need for recompense!

Oh!

Tingle sells maps and yells

Magic words he made!

So listen to this Tingle tune

And buy a map today!

True, I went to jail

For stealing something rare

But I’m a fairy guy

Who’s very kind and fair!

And yes, my dad’s a guide

Who finds me kind of weird…

But that aside, he brimmed with pride when

Ads of mine appeared!

Oh!

Tingle sells maps and yells

Phrases most absurd!

In a squeeze?

Rupees please!

Cash or coin preferred!

Oh!

Tingle sells maps and yells

As he floats away!

So kooloo limpah over here and

Buy a map today!