Pretty Boy - Randy Newman

Have we got a tough guy here?

Have we got a tough guy from the street?

And he looks just like that dancing wop

In those movies that we’ve seen

With his cute little chicken shit boots on

And his cute little chicken shit hat

And his cute little chicken shit girlfriends

Ridin' along in back

What’s been happening with you boys?

Are you having a nice time on your trip?

All the way from Jersey City

And you look pretty as a picture

Please don’t hurt no one tonight

Please don’t break no woman’s heart

How 'bout it, you little prick?

How 'bout it?

Hope we’re gonna get the chance

To show you 'round

Hope we’re gonna get the chance

To show you 'round

Talk tough to me, pretty boy

Tell us all about the mean streets of home

Talk tough to me