At the State Fair with a White Trash Sucker - Rasputina

Let me tell 'bout a kid I know

We met a while ago

At the State Fair

He was showing his blue ribbon pig

I was thinking big

While I was combing my hair

He was never like the other guys

Selling curly-fries

Or rigging the games

4-H was his one true love

We’d hang out above

The dunk tank when it rains

Gonna step-up, step-up, step right up

I’m never-ever never-ever coming home

I’m really into the boys that work there

The feeling you get when your ticket they tear

Four days in May: The State Fair!

I used to go out with this other man

He ran the sno-cone stand

He looked good from behind

I like a baggy kind of overall

They don’t really show at all

I can use my mind

I’m gonna step-up, step-up, step right up

I’m never-ever never-ever coming home