Facebook Me - Red Herring

I saw this girl

In my Astronomy class.

She sits directly in front of me.

Everyday,

I just watch the time pass

And try to muster up the gall to say «Hi.»

The days just go by.

Then a stroke of luck!

In class on Monday,

There’s a Taking Back Sunday t-shirt on her back.

So I seek her by «interest»,

And I found her profile.

And that makes me smile.

So Facebook me,

'Cause I’ve read your profile

And I see that

We share the same favorite movies, and music, and I dig your groups.

And I’m pretty sure that means I love you.

I wrote on your wall.

It was something quite clever

And not too creepy,

Just enough to let you know that.

I know you’re single and.

With the help of this online apparatus,

I wanna change your status.

So Facebook me,

'Cause I’ve read your profile

And I see that

We share the same favorite movies, and musc, and I dig your groups.

And I’m pretty sure that means I love you…

BUT!

You haven’t confirmed my newest friend detail.

Can’t you see my profile says «Interested in females»?

And if you’re doubting that my love is true,

Just send your request,

And I will confirm you.

Oh, I will confirm you.

All right my Facebookers out there,

Gonna need everyone to get together and sing it with me.

So Facebook me,

'Cause I’ve read your profile

And I see that

We share the same favorite movies, and musc, and I dig your groups.

And I’m pretty sure that means we love you.

Red Herring loves you.