Everybody's Drunk - Reel Big Fish

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk tonight

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk tonight

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk in here

Tonight’s the night we’re gonna get plastered

Pissed off, maybe we’ll get laid, too

Booze on your breath always makes girls horny

So come on, boys, let’s chug a few

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk tonight

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk, oh yeah

People pouring in the front door

Most of them I’ve never seen in my life

I hear the sound of windows breaking

Who just lit the couch on fire?

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk tonight

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk tonight

And if you’re coming here

Don’t forget to have yourself a beer

There’s two girls throwing up in the bathroom

A good friend holds your hair back when you puke

Tonight’s the night, so grab your whatever

Lift your something, here’s a toast to you

We’re all gonna get drunk

Oh, we’re all gonna get drunk

Oh, wait, we’re already drunk

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk tonight

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s drunk, whoa

La la la la la la la

Uh, actually, I’m not drunk.

At all

La la la la la la la

No, I’ve got to drive all these people home

La la la la la la la

Have a good time

La la la!

…assholes

Hey, man, be careful

Brush my shoes off

Hey, I don’t feel so good

Use the trash can!

There is no trash can!