In the 80's - Rhett and Link

You kids think — your gear is iconic

But I’m gon' take you back to see some real electronics

gimme a beige PC, green text, black screen

and 64 kB of memory (that's plenty!)

forget a phone that fits in your pocket

I keep my phone in a bag in my car (that's how we rock it!)

who needs a camcorder, that size of my hand?!

you know I wanna look like a news cameraman!

(I wanna perch it on my shoulder… like an overweight parrot!)

my disks were floppy but my hair was stiff

and all my stickers were scratch and sniff!

In the 80s!

If it was big it was good!

80s!

My TV was wood!

80s!

My car was shaped like box!

80s!

Back when everything rocked!

you’re tellin me mp3s «oh they’re so great»

I’d rather push Rewind;

and sit and wait!

my first VCR cost me five grand

VHS is best!

(I'm a Beta Man!)

16-button controllers really make me sick!

gimme one red button and a joystick!

In the 80s!

the bigger the betta

80s!

I had an antenna!

80s!

my TV was thick

80s!

we didn’t point and click

80s!

I had a big boom box

80s!

I calculated with my watch

80s!

My mix tapes were hot

80s!

Back when everything rocked!