Event Horizon - Rhyme Asylum, Crooked I

My tongue catches virus and unleashes

I meditate in subzero climates till my blood freezes

Hunt cheaters in training sessions with drug dealers

That shot keys to the gates of Heaven, so pay attention

Cut you down to size with scissor kicks

I’m lifting Egyptian pyramids on my fingertips

I rob holy prophets to pay for my sins

Time flies but not since I amputated his wings

I’m a firebreathing siamese dragon from a lost dynasty

That traveled to this mic in a time machine

Locked in crossfire and sniper beams

Catch 22 bullets and throw 11 back at twice the speed

Check my mental logistics, my lexicon holds every language that ever existed

I sacrifice disciples in ancient churches

Swam back from Atlantis for a lifetime to break the surface

You don’t wanna fuck with us

Because you know that we’re coming up

Said you don’t wanna fuck with us

We take it far beyond, rather burn twice as bright for half as long

Get a load of this (holy shit!)

I ejaculate Sperm Whales out of my Moby Dick

I regard Earth with envious eyes

I’m my own worst enemy like Jekyll and Hyde

Ahead of my time, no burial site

I’m expected to die when the Devil is blind

Vengeance is mine, cannibalistic, I got a finger in every pie

You get outshined and put in the shade

Found our my Achilles heel, put that one foot in the grave

Alive and kicking

Gave planes the same coordinates;

look skyward for flight collisions

Got you opened like a y-incision

Keep friends close and enemies in striking distance

Defecate on your final resting place

Fight me, you’ll need braces to set your dental records straight

RA connects with the best in the west coast

Visited by an escaped convict from deathrow

Murderous dressed in a trenchcoat

After killings my trademark for death is a red rose

Living legend even if I happen to die

Cause «Best rapper alive"will be etched on my headstone

I penetrate pressure points

Giving listeners vivid images when I project my voice

Lusting blood as my mouth salivates

We coming up, every underdog has his day

Muzzle’s off and all love is lost so I have to play my part in acts of hate

Decapitate you as you gasp for breath

Costs you an arm and leg to pay your last respects

If you’re nobody till somebody kills you

I’m ready to die and live a life after death, yes

On the microphone I’m chemical explosives mixed in high doses

Sick as psychosis and cystic fibrosis

Touch me and die, my energy’s high voltage

When I wrote this Hennessy had my mind focused

Every rhyme I write becomes my new magnum opus

Pointing a chrome Magnum at whoever raps the dopest

You cats are hopeless, matter of fact fags are bogus

Snap your neck backwards, maggot I’m that ferocious

Put this is in your hand, hit you with lead

Pistol flashing like cameras, I can picture you dead

Crooked’s sick in the head, hit you with lead

Since he ain’t a stand-up nigga, the feds found him missin’his legs

I’m on the balcony practicin’ancient alchemy

Vest on the chest in case they try to Martin or Malcolm me

I know you think I love myself because the straight jacket is making me hug

myself

Fuck it