Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris - Rick Moranis

I’m live blogging Marky Himel’s bris

I just gave Marky Himel’s Uncle Manny a kiss

I’m posting, I’m hosting, I’m filing, I’m sharing

That Marky’s Uncle Manny smells a lot like herring

I’m live blogging the Himel family bris

The mohel just avoided getting hit with Marky’s piss

There’s laughter, there’s joy, there’s loving and caring

How does this guy do it while everyone is staring

I’m live blogging

L’chaim blogging

Wasn’t Rashi just a blog?

The mohel is bandaging Marky Himel’s hog

I’m trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog

I’m transferring a sound file of Marky Himel screaming

It’s drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming

There’s blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives

The mohel’s stuff is separate from the plastic forks and knives

There’s coffee and babka, a frozen chocolate log

I’m fressing with one hand so I can live blog

I’m live blogging

Hot diggity dogging

Wasn’t the Talmud just a blog?

I’m upstairs now and going through some drawers

It looks like Michael Himel’s been stealing from the stores

No wonder he paid cash for that monstrosity in Quogue

I’m scanning all the evidence, it’s right there on my blog

Look at these prescriptions, the Himels are depressed

No wonder Shelley Himel’s in at least a 14 dress

Not a single guest towel, the whole place has a stink

I’ll send a thank you email with a Bed and Bath link

I’m live blogging

L’chaim blogging

Wasn’t the Mishna just a blog?

I’m live blogging, a virtual addiction

Most of it is true but more of it is fiction

I’m aggregating, permalinking, tagging what I can

I loaded up on pâté but I think it’s really spam

I’m live blogging the Himel family bris

Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss

I’ll take a doggie bag even though I’ve got no dog

I got the recipe for Shelley’s frozen chocolate log

The recipe’s available by clicking on my blog

You can even taste the chocolate log by licking on my blog

Be careful if your tongue winds up sticking to my blog

I’m live blogging

L’chaim blogging

Everybody blog