Horse - Rob Sonic, Homeboy Sandman

I’m 'bout to drive this brand new Fiat through the Strand news kiosk

'Cause my bamboo just got canned food

My shampoo shorted out, my tan hue

My Lampoon vaca gotta change planes at the Amazon

My Camelot’s a little rough, my past a little checkered flag

My dream’s a little empty and my memory’s have been Men in Black

My better half’s the whole pie and reruns of the Happy Days

Might ultimize the Fresh Fest and my rolling stones are daddy cane

My jazzy ways decoded 'em like opening your parnt’s snacks

To keeping some between your thumbs to feed 'em to fral cats

The pharaoh has enough strength, we should test it in the sewer line

And if it breaks, you paint it here, we take you to the Guggenheim

This do or die is all we know, or maybe not completely all

We know how to get dizzier than filthy furs at city hall

If people called just tell 'em that I threw my phone into a moat

Or that I’ve kicked the bucket, been abducted by a UFO

Run a baseline, put it on the glass

Stand on one foot, sign an autograph

Start to bark like a large seal

Lets start a fight and do a cartwheel

Hail a cab, take it 10 feet

Do a chest pound at the Wendy’s

Use the drive through, take the

And do the robot on the whole way that you walk back

Bobby is the hobby, I say maybes to the prob’ly and

Spent all my dope from winning lottery on vegie souvlaki

All of my major relationships were rocky

Until I bought my Picasso and now I’m always playing tonsil hockey

My vision is 20/20, I’m super at 20 questions

Since I was a freshmen I’ve had a refreshing effervescence

We all’ve enough in common with the people that they name us after

It’s crazy how much better we are than famous rappers

Don’t try relating if you never had a Rolo

I’ve joined a lot of groups but my pension is for going solo

You stop me on my way and ask if you can take a photo

Though if I had my way you’d throw away your telephono

And acting like you know is now a no-no

Acting is for herbs that wanna wind up like the bird they call the dodo

Location is the difference between a robe and a kimono

Rotation of the globe is why they call it rock and rollo

Hoe

Feed a hobo

Turn the news off, delete your IG

Do a handstand on a blue whale

Buy your own merch, clip your toenails

Feel your cornpops, for they cop crows

Trim your chest hair with your eyes closed

Change you password, give a high five

Join the Navy, have a baby while you skydive

Swish