Plastic Jesus - Rocky Votolato

I don’t care if it rains of freezes

'Long as I got my plastic Jesus

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant

Glows in the dark 'cause it’s iridescent

Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones

And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell

Drivin' at ninety, I ain’t scary

'Cause I’ve got the Virgin Mary

Assuring me that I won’t go to hell

Get yourself a sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones

And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell

Drivin' at ninety, I ain’t scary

'Cause I’ve got the Virgin Mary

Assuring me that I won’t go to hell