More Of A Man - Rodney Carrington

She likes to go hunting with her buddies

She once killed a dear with just a stick

She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey

And pull my fingers still her favorite trick

She likes Hormel chilly on her ice cream yeah

With a jalapeño pepper on the side

She once fried bacon with her shirt off

Chopped up an onion and didn’t even cry

CHORUS

Hey shes more of a man then I’ll ever be Shes done things that most men can’t believe

She chews tobacco swallows the juice

Her real names shela but they call her moose

Shes more of a man then I’ll ever be It’s plaine to see

She put the he in she

Shes more of a man then I’ll ever be She likes her old job down at the factory

Even though she lost an arm in 83

She spent a little time in fulsome prison

And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee

Shes never rode a bull that’s ever throne her

Hell she rode one all the way through tennasee

Shes never met a man whose ever owned her

Although I think shes got the hots for me Shes more of a man then I’ll ever be Shes done things most men wont believe

She eats beef jerkey by the ton

And stares directly at the sun

Shes more of a man then I’ll ever be It’s plaine to see

She put the he in she

Shes more of a man then I’ll ever be