Toys: Do You - Roger Chapman

Wanna Cartier around your wrist

Dog tooth diamond on your fist

A million acres of beef or wheat

Own cities, people, town’s and streets

Girls go crazy- boy’s go mad

Trying to get what the others have

Keeping up with the Joneses

Picking other people’s noses

Do you

Have diplomats among your friends

Know dukes and earls by their first names

Does Playboy Hefner call you Mr…

Step in the sun, do you blister

Girls go crazy -boy's go mad

Trying to get what the others have

Keeping up with the Joneses

Picking other people’s noses

Do you

Go down to Rio, to mess around

Have a Grecian palace for a summer house

A private Concorde that makes no noise

With a personal crew of girls or boys

If you get the choice

Do you want those toys

Do you do you

Wanna limousine to step inside of

Drink champagne instead of cider

Wear hob nail boots when at the Ritz

Teach Chubby Checker how to twist oh

Girls go crazy- boy’s go mad

Trying to get what the others have

Keepin up with the Joneses

Picking other people’s noses