Another Message From Ron Burgundy - Ron Burgundy

How’s this record treating you so far?

Really?

You’re disappointed because it’s not like the movie?

Well, what the hell did you expect?

It’s a record!

Jesus H. Christmas

You kids nowadays with your entitlement

You know what my dad gave me for my birthday every year?

A gun part

And then when I was eighteen, I had a full gun and he threw me out of the house

and said «Now, go kill your own dinner»

That was life and we didn’t gripe

We pulled ourselves up by our stones and we went to work

When we weren’t drunk, of course

Look, I’m sorry

It’s just a soundtrack

Like it or don’t like it

I’m gonna go have a belt