Cowboys of the Sea - Rumahoy

I am Captain Yarrface, and I am back

With my ship, and my crew, and my new cowboy hat

Welcome back Captain Yarrface, that hat looks so good on you

Ya ha ha harr

I have returned from across the waves

Riding my seahorse into the fray

Don’t be silly now captain, a seahorse is far too small

No it isn’t

We will bring you to your knees

We’re cowboys of the sea

We’re back and we’re ready to fight

Rumahoy’s going to kill you tonight

Ready your weapons and charge

(Loose cannons)

Show them no quarter, murder their daughters

Now is the time to say yarr

(Ahoy)

Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys

Ready your weapons and charge

(Loose cannons)

Under the water, it’s time for a slaughter

Cos we are the cowboys of the sea

Yee haw

Sailing the seas of the wild wild west

Digging for treasure on a pirate quest

We’ve not found any treasure except for this moldy shoe

Keep digging, crew

With a crack of the whip, and a shot from a gun

We’ll eat our beans and we’ll drink some rum

I can’t handle it captain, my insides are going to burst

We will do just what we please

We’re cowboys of the sea

We’re back and we’re ready to fight

Rumahoy’s going to kill you tonight

Ready your weapons and charge

(Loose cannons)

Show them no quarter, murder their daughters

Now is the time to say yarr

(Ahoy)

Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys

Ready your weapons and charge

(Loose cannons)

Under the water, it’s time for a slaughter

Cos we are the cowboys of the sea

We will bring you to your knees

We’re cowboys of the sea

We’re back and we’re ready to fight

There’s no escaping you’re locked in our sights

Rumahoy’s going to kill you tonight

Ready your weapons and charge

(Loose cannons)

Show them no quarter, murder their daughters

Now is the time to say yarr

(Ahoy)

Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys

Ready your weapons and charge

(Loose cannons)

Under the water, it’s time for a slaughter

Cos we are the cowboys of the sea

Yee haw