Kinky/Freaky - RuPaul

Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me

Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky

Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me

Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky

I’m lookin at you and I can see you lookin at me too

Well — well, what’s up?

Tell me what’cha wanna do

Boy, it ain’t no time for you to be actin' shy

I know you like what you see, and baby so do I

If you want some of this, it’s ok (c'mon)

If you can’t handle the game, then don’t play

You ain’t never had it quite this way

This ain’t «the crying game»?

(no, no)

Tell me are you man enough to take it

You ain’t gotta be scared, I know you want this

Since we’re already here, why don’t we do this

I’m gonna put it down baby, are you down?

Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me

Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky

Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me

Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky

Now it’s two o’clock and I’m ready to shake the spot

You said «can you come with me?»

So I said «why not?»

You said «it's 'bout to be on»

'Cause you see through my dress the red thong

But I gotta tell you somethin'

If you down then nothing’s wrong

If you want some of this, it’s ok (c'mon)

If you can’t handle the game, then don’t play

You ain’t never had it quite this way

This ain’t «the crying game»?

(no, no)

Tell me are you man enough to take it

You ain’t gotta be scared, I know you want this

Since we’re already here, why don’t we do this

I’m gonna put it down baby, are you down?

Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me

Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky

Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me

Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky

Ooh I, know you wanna feel my body

Uh, kinky freaky, uh, freaky kinky, uh

Ooh you, didn’t know what you stepped into, uh, uh

Freaky kinky — now you need me

Girl: Don’t be callin' me with this bullshit, I don’t need this

You can gone and gimme yo' address, then we can do this

Say my man is over there hittin' it, then you’s a dead bitch

You gon' be missin' in action

RuPaul: Uh-uh, do you know who I am, girl?

I’m RuPaul

Don’t be mad 'cause I got it all, including yo man balls

We was bouncin' while you wait at the mall

He told me I was his sexy chocolate ghetto Barbie doll

Girl: Uh, hold up!

Wait a minute!

What are you saying?

Help me understand

Last time I checked I thought you was a man

RuPaul: I’m more than a man, just ask yo' man

He knew what he was doing when he unzipped his pants

You thought you were his one and only

He bone me and bone me

Ass kissin', penetratin' the middle all on me, shit!

He wanted me, fondling me

Climbing up my sugar walls, he left his drawls on my canopy

Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me

Yo' girl is pissed at me, but it ain’t my fault you like it kinky

Oops, got him callin me — I oops, got him wantin' me

Got two hatin' me, but it ain’t my fault he like it freaky

Oops, gotcha callin me — I oops, gotcha wantin' me

Yo' girl is pissed at me

It ain’t my fault you like it kinky