Shane - Size 14

She looks like a girl I once knew

The captain of the cheerleading squad

But she’s not so pristine, when I saw her on the screen

It made me say «Oh my god!»

She’s got yellow hair like a banana

Legs like cinnamon sticks

But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling

That’s how my girl gets her kicks

PC:

I think I need to go to therapy

CH:

Shane, Shane, get out of my brain

My VCR’s broken and my clothes are stained

I think I’m gonna need some help

Shane, Shane, you’re driving me insane

My head’s turning circles and my hand’s in pain

I’ve gotta have you for myself

She’s got a Ph.D.

in dirty

A doctorate in delight

She travels all around from town to town

And my girl loves to kick it at night

Some say she’s got a girlfriend

I say she’s got a few

But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling

There’s nothing that girl won’t do

Repeat PC

Repeat CH