Ayia Napa 2006 Skit - Skepta

Oi listen this is Ayia Napa 2006 yeah

Man is locked up blud, some pussyole done a lot

Big up Cammio, Gavin, Ratty

All the madem that come up to check man

This is some serious shit, you’re listening to the sounds of the cell rude boy

Hear the echo chamber

Hear the pussy boy that be chatting bare, chatting bare stuff

Frisco is locked up in, I shouldn’t be laughing

But you’re locked up 'cuz, in Ayia Napa by yourself

With the Swedish Norway man (laugh)

Skepta into the

You can hear me laughing like it’s funny innit

It’s not even funny, never, ever get arrested in another country

All these guys talkin 'bout, «kill informer that», «bun informer this»

And he’s a full time snitch

Listen to this

Man got rude to my bredren Fris

He shoulda got a couple slaps

I dunno what made me take his chaps

Next time I’ll drink a soft drink instead

Hennessey and Sambuca go straight to my head

I went jail, thought I was dead

Cockroaches walking on my bed

I was paying for a parked off 'Ped

Boy better know, I’m lucky to get bail

I was looking at a three year sentence in jail

24 hour bang up, never got mail, what

I was munching tuna, cucumber and tomato

Mi nuh ramp, mi nuh cater like Desperado

Big up Saskilla and Boya, Ol tight Frisco’s lawyer

I can’t go jail I’m the king of Grime

And I will be for a very long time

Cause I go to the rave get a rewind and the second line never sounded like the

first line

Go on then

Yeah big up Frisco, Jaybo, Olly, Simon, Presto

Ol tight Jamie my brother

Big up Maximum

Ol tight Cammio

Ol tight Chantelle Fiddy, bare love

Ol' tight Nat, Rebecca

Send out to Denzel, Trim, Deschanel, Nadia

Go on then

That for me?

(You want it?)

Yeah, thanks

You gonna put that in the fridge for me?

Gonna put that in the fridge?

You have mobile phone?

No that’s not mobile, that’s a, Walkman

To play music yeah yeah

To listen to music

He’s been teaching me

Get what I’m saying fam

Get what I’m saying (laugh)

This is my cell mate George, you’re listening to Greatest Hits

Oi George, say something, this is going on my album in England

Say something innit

(What?)

Say something!

(Just I don’t understand)

Ay don’t watch that yeah

George is the livest guy bruv yeah

Skepta, shut your mouth

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