Zeekos Yout - Skittles

Today’s our tune is about one guy what is called Zeekos Yout

Zeekos Yout was from Benchill 'cause the Netto had been turned into a Asda

And his duke said you could thieve shit what was more better in places what had

been gentrification

(And 'cause you’ve been fingered by every man on other side of)

Zeekos Yout didn’t have no Nikes

He said he only wore Vans 'cause Nikes was for scallies

Everyone knew that this was bollocks

The real was 'cause every time Zeekos Yout tried to buy Nikes

Zeekos Yout’s dad what is called Zeeko

Would takes them off him

And go

Zeekos Yout knew that if he wanted to stop his dad what is called Zeeko

From thieving his shit all the time

Then he had to bang him out

His mate, Go Shot Sean, was now called Go Gym Sean

And he twatted bare steds and that

He was fucking solid now

Zeekos Yout’s dad what is called Zeeko

Had a mate called Chinese Pete

Who sold bare steds and whizz and tornado teddies

So Zeekos Yout asked Zeekos Yout’s dad’s mate, Chinese Pete

If he could get him some steds

But Chinese Pete said «nah»

'Cause Zeekos Yout was mixed race and Chinese Pete had voted Brexit

To put a stop to stuff like that

Zeekos Yout’s dad what is called Zeeko, never liked Zeekos Yout anyway

'Cause Zeekos Yout’s dukes what is called Sharlisha

Had called Zeekos Yout «lickle Gaz»

So he got Chinese Pete to sell Zeekos Yout bare spice in a protein shake

This meant that Zeekos Yout had twatted bare spice and that

And he had a seizure and pissed his kecks outside Asda

Obviously