Dull - Sleaford Mods

It’s all dull

Shadowed sentence

As you look out

Curbs, road paint, murder mile

You better look out

Across the routines

In town then out

The flow of day shifts give way to nights

Time and half

Four days on, seven off

Work like fuck, top off

No good news is all it is

Few perks, try and live your life

Fucking go berserk

We are the cheap flights

Looking at the Ferrari

On show in duty-free

Choice of two hundred cars tickets

From three pound fifty

Bag of fags, fry ups

Falling out our rumbling cracks

But not me

I’m sick of the fat soaked farm eggs kid, mate, gluten free

Try scrolling down a website, the NME, without laughing

I’ll give you ten quid if you can keep a straight face

Honestly, just fucking try it, mate

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Jump sticks roll around my hand

Big screen airport stand

Four flights, two-hour journey

Feet feel cold mate

Big fat Bernies

Bernie Winters, roll neck splinters

Schnorbitz on the pull

He’s got his chappy out

Rescue dogs ain’t fucking dull

Like you, like me

Let’s do star jumps with white teeth

Moosey, no fee

We don’t sell our souls anymore, give it away for free

«Please Please Me»

Dead bingo

Brexit loves that fucking Ringo

Safe bet, all the oldies vote for death

Strap down, watch them, and strike fast

Why not?

They wanna kill people who ain’t got a lot?

No switch theme, we should take the house and fuck 'em

Why not?

They wanna kill people who ain’t got a lot

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Timeline’s in the bin

All this fucking expert knowledge

Slating the big guns

Getting em locked up like Porridge

On your keyboard, Evil Knievel

How to win pens and scribble on people

Essence of life, little worms and light up when you look at the sky

Constellation, masturbation

But that wasn’t said by me

I don’t fumble in my jungle

I’m wanking free, born free

Free’s not right, that’s not good

Spend your life on fucking PornHub

Black and orange, what’d you say?

Sexy this and what a farce

The reality of pinching too much arse

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