My Jampandy - Sleaford Mods

Hate’s a bit of a strong word

As I bump into your sorry ass in the park

As I’m pushing my little girl

But what else can you do

When presented with a fucking idiot like you

I get a latte at the French-style cafe

And a croissant and jam

Sit down, and try to fucking forget about it, man

I hate that bland shit

That bread top nice tits

That Ian McCulloch white boy

Bore me fuckless terrace bit

Long drawl and calculated arm movement

Has been silent partner at the back

Giving fucking blessings

To up and coming twats in Macs

And your job made you more confident

Like a in feathers and a beak

You got a big mouth

I fucking hate ya

Always avoid a cunt like you on the streets

The man is a wanker

The man is a wanker

He don’t get much better

The man is a wanker

The man is a wanker

He don’t get better

Physically past it, passed attacks

Do you want a facial cavity

Courtesy of my jampandy?

You fucking cunt

I’ll have a 32 inch waist in raw denim

And stick em in the freezer

I have got years on ya

While you got belly on me

In a belly competition, mate

You’d win easily

Hands down, with a side profile

Matching that of Gordon Brown

Always at Number 10

Always getting beaten by nine other men

Hate ya!

Moving up in the world doesn’t mean

Using the lift, mate

«What floor do you want?

Don’t mind me, I’m in the

Fucking thing all day EEEEE!»

The man is a wanker

The man is a wanker

He don’t get much better

The man is a wanker

The man is a wanker

He don’t get much better

park in all your glory

Friendships established

You fucking bore me

Shit wafer, shit ice cream

The ice cream man did time

For obscene behavior

So why haven’t you?

Why haven’t you suffered

Like you fucking should do?

Boo boo, boo hoo

Crying inside, sarcastic up front

Did I do something bad to you

In a previous life, you fucking cunt?

The man is a wanker

The man is a wanker

He don’t get much better

The man is a wanker

The man is a wanker

It don’t get much better

For you

For you

For you

For me

For you