Pay Me to Sleep - Smosh

Hi, uh, this is your boss again

Giving you another call

You are late to our Zoom meeting

Uhh, you know

Do you think I’m paying you to sleep?

Early mornin'

I still hear you callin'

Don’t know why you miss me

I don’t see the problem

Can’t be late for meetings

If I’m not invited

I’m much more productive

When I close my eyelids

Pay me to sleep

Pay me to sleep

Pay me to be the girl of my dreams

Pillow talk, hold the talk

Pay me to sleep

I’ll sleep the sleep if you can walk the walk

But when you call me, baby

It feels so wrong

Siri, wake me up in three hours

When I close my eyes

All I can see is a beautiful world

Where you pay me to sleep

No conference calls, no work at all

And a giant red crab is chasing me

It has my mother’s face

And I cry

And I’m chewing my teeth

And I’m chewing my teeth

And I’m eating my teeth

And I’m chocking on my teeth

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please

Pay me to sleep

Pay me to sleep

Pay me to be the girl of your dreams

(It's honestly like a really smart business move)

Pay me to sleep

I’ll sleep the sleep if you can walk the walk

Don’t try to call me, baby

You’ll get this song

Hi, me again!

You’re fired!