Mutated Dog - SNFU

He has two heads and he has three legs

He has no tail what a crying shame

There is nothing for him to wag

To let us know that he’s happy

Is he rabid?

no

Is he rabid?

no

Hey, I ought to know

Is he playful?

yes

Is he playful?

yes

Or would you rather guess?

Eats pitbulls for breakfast

Eats pitbulls for breakfast

And swallows them whole

Mutated dog is my best friend

He ate the teacher and the teacher’s pet

While running loose in the backyard

He feeds on little kiddies arms

He’s my mutated dog

He’s really mean no harm