Hey Boff! - Snuff

Well I’ve got a friend who’s certifiably Boff

Glued teeth and the tales to make your eyes cough

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal

They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there

And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing

He’s got a case of I ain’t had enough yet

He’s playing hard, he’s off his head, he’s well in hand

A real safe bet

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal

They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there

And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing

And all the time he’s out there trying

All the things that I ain’t buying

Any time at all

Hey, hey Boff

I know this bloke, a real hardcore hot Boff

He rocks and rolls, stuffs his nose

And then he’s off

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal

They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there

And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing

And any time I feel like crying

He’s been there to keep me flying

Any time at all

He’s got taste, he’s a real popper bopper

He’s bold, he’s got a heart of real gold

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal

They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there

And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing

He’s got a case of ‘I ain’t had enough yet'

And I want to do it all again!

Hey, hey Boff