Cleansing Fanatic - Soft Cell

Cleaning the house is my idea of pleasure

I get a thrill when I polish the windows

I get on my knees and I scrub for enjoyment

Cleaning the toilet is also relaxing

I spend my evenings washing my body

Roll-on deodorant is my way to get high

My hair is so natural, it’s washed every hour

Covered in soap for a feeling of power

I had a family, but they were so dirty

So I sat them down and made them drink bleach

Now they’re all clean and don’t make a mess

They lie in a tanker of disinfectant