The Dance - Spank Rock

I invented dance in 2006

Stomping out roaches on my bedroom floor

It felt something like a magic trick

That I never ever seen before

April 11th, I’m so dumb

It’s my daddy’s birthday

I’m his favorite son

So before I hit the door

I gave him call, he was glad I rung

And I said, «Dad!»

Look what I’ve done

I’m moving to the drum

Did you ever thought you’d see

In your wildest dreams, the dance

The dance

The dance

The dance

Move!

Oi

I, myself at the Chicken Hut

Crushing and snorting a philosopher’s stone

Sucking and drinking on dragon’s blood

Looking for someone to pluck and bone

I ain’t shit, dick shit that no one knows

I ain’t mad, that’s how it goes

I wore all couture

Bent my knees in the middle of the floor

And they said, «Hey!»

Look what he’s done

He’s moving to the drum

Did you ever thought you’d see

In your wildest dreams, the dance

The dance

The dance

The dance

Move!

Oi, yeah

Ooh

Oi

Move!

Oi, yeah

Ooh

Stop!

Oi

Stop ooh!