Say Goodbye to the Holiday - Starlight Glimmer

Happy Hearth’s Warming, they say in the street

Happy Hearth’s Warming, they think they’re so sweet

Words said so often that they lack any meaning

Why should I join in when I could be intervening?

Everypony loves this cursed holiday

But would they be better off with it out of the way?

Well, okay!

Say goodbye to the holiday

With my magic, I’ll erase it

The greatest gift that I give today

And everypony will have to face it

No more little games for you to play

After you say goodbye to the holiday

Goodbye, Hearth’s Warming, you had a good run

Goodbye, Hearth’s Warming, it’s over, you’re done

Finally set free from your forced celebrations

No need to reply to your trite invitations

Calendar shorter by a single day

Is my magic up to the test?

Time to see, I can’t delay

Say goodbye to the holiday

Prepare the spell, no hesitation

All memory shall fade away

See Equestria’s new transformation

No more shall anypony say

Happy Hearth’s Warming!

After today!

After today…