The Keg That Crushed New York - Striker

Metal keg of glory, one thousand tonnes of steel

Filled right to the brim — a thousand beers to steal

From the planet booze in the galaxy of beer

Flew beerzillion light years just to party here

Taller than a mountain, high up in the sky

Fear the beerorizer, so drunk I’m going to die

The keg that crushed New York

Watch out, the tidal wave is coming

The keg that crushed New York

You better start running… NOT

You’ve had one beer and I’ve had eleven

If beer came from boobs I’d be in heaven

So quit your job and leave your school

And party with Striker, that’ll be cool

Taller than a mountain, high up in the sky

Fear the beerorizer, so drunk I’m going to die

The keg that crushed New York

Watch out, the tidal wave is coming

The keg that crushed New York

BEERNAMI!!!

Surfs up!

Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit

Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit

Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit

Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit

Taller than a mountain, high up in the sky

Fear the beerorizer, so drunk I’m going to die

The keg that crushed New York

Watch out, the tidal wave is coming

The keg that crushed New York

Wipeout!