Don Juan - Suburban Legends

When I was a little-bitty boy

Just above the floor

I used to play doctor

With the girls from next door

They said, «Show me yours, I’ll show you mine.»

From then on in that’s how I spent most of my time

Some people call me Tim

Where did that come from?

I am to be no other than

Don Juan

Ever since that fateful day

When I became a man

I’ve broken hearts of girls

From Guam to Japan

Could it be my savoir-faire, My personality

All I can say is that there is no one who can resist me