Poop Deck Toilet Wreck - Swashbuckle

Oh shit!

Its the brown sound

Bottom dropping by the pound

Sprint on down to the pot

Drop yar pants and pop a squat!

Delivering your human waste

The porcelain hath been disgraced

Ripping the toilet off the wall

Observe the fall of another stall

The deuce is loose!

Colonic abuse!

Control that bowl

With your booty juice!

Leave that shit!

Don’t say a word!

Fly back home

Surprise bean curd!

Pinchin' loafs and takin' names

Putting every bathroom to shame

Doo doo butter in your rudder

Buckle up here comes the 'Buckler

Blasting ass in the Fatherland

This mishap has just got us banned

Hotels and hostels need beware

Concerning John’s, you’ll need a spare