The Agency - Tankard

We pull the rating trigger

From «triple A» to «C»

The fall of nations is

Not our problem, honestly!

We have the power to rule your deals

Control financial markets

Demigods of bankruptcy

In corporate bonds we trust

Fetishists of the stock exchange

Our verdict you should fear!

Those credit ratings will downgrade truth

Most nations trapped in a spiral doom

Enter the agency

FREEZE!

CRA!

Enter the agency

Profit!

And no risk for us

Enter the agency

FREEZE!

CRA!

Enter the agency

Profit!

And no risk for us

We pull the rating trigger

From «triple A» to «C»

The fall of nations is

Not our problem, honestly!

Chieftains of Wall Street you shall obey

While we construct inflation

Governments can only pray

In conference rooms we meet

Secrecy for companies

Brokers, Dealers, loans’n’moans

Those credit ratings will downgrade truth

Most nations trapped in a spiral-doom

Enter the agency

FREEZE!

CRA!

Enter the agency

Profit!

And no risk for us

Enter the agency

FREEZE!

CRA!

Enter the agency

Profit!

And no risk for us

You think we need a watchdog?

What for?

It’s just a game

Miscalculations

Worldwide crisis, money-made

You think we need a watchdog?

What for?

It’s just a game

Miscalculations

Worldwide crisis, money-made

Enter the agency

FREEZE!

CRA!

Enter the agency

Profit!

And no risk for us

Enter the agency

FREEZE!

CRA!

Enter the agency

Profit!

And no risk for us