Saturday Morning - Tanya Stephens

Phone rings

Dishes splatters

This mornin when i woke,& open my my eyes

I was greeted by ur most sober and surprise

A face i’ve never seen before in my life just lounging on my pillow right next

to mine

And im looking at it and i panic and remember havin the gin and tonic and

recall every rum and cola too

But for a life of me, i can’t remember you

Tanya: so who u boss?

Bigga: (burp) bigga blocks

Tanya: ok

Tanya: bigga blocks?

This happened before this wasn’t the first, but i gotta admit, this one is the

worst

And where were my friends, didn’t any body see?

God almighty, this one is ugly

(drinks pouring)

So im rushing to the toilet and while takin a piss

Im thinking that this better be the catalyst

To make me change my flandering ways and make my nights reflect my better days

yo

A weh mi say now

Theres a strange man in my house

And his boots are on the floor

Mr. bocadi, we can’t chill any more

From now on, im just rollin with cola

If that dont work, then imma rockin it

So long

A weh mi seh now

Theres a strange man in my bed and he seems to satisfy

How on earth am i gonna savage my pride

Smerk off, its been a heck of a ride

But this is where i got to bid u good bye

Bid u good bye

Tanya: yo bigga!

get up.

u fi go now

Bigga: (groanin) huhhh

Tanya: mi nuh kno how this happened, i swear

Tanya: oy, pan yuh way out, grab mi a beer

Bigga: (hissin of teeth) tek man fi blood cloth idiot

Door closes