Cops Are Dicks - Teamheadkick

Police are always chasing me, they say I got a felony

But all I did was steal me a ride (a nice ride)

And now I’m havin' to drive so fast, the helicopter’s on my ass

Find a garage and park it inside (inside)

You think I could outrun 'em, but they never stop a-comin'

SWAT teams want me dead (dead)

Sittin' in the shadows here, I’m hopin' that they all just disappear

They don’t, they just kill me instead (argh!)

Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!)

I’m sick of it (so sick of it)

I can never get away

When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck)

Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck)

And then I get blown away

I’m drivin' like a lunatic, robbed a bank and now I’m rich

Shot a prostitute with my gun

Carjacked and then I punched a guy, I’m wanted by the FBI

But Grand Theft Auto is fun (it's fun!)

Runnin' for days accross the map, shootin' thugs and smokin' crack

I got a dead guy in the trunk (the trunk)

Police are always chasin' me, so I load up artillery

And shoot the po-po right in the junk (my nuts!)

Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!)

I’m sick of it (so sick of it)

I can never get away

Especially the one with the shotgun, I hate that dude

(I hate that dude)

You hate him too (you know you do!)

'Cause he shoots you in the face

They’re a bag of dicks and a bowl of cock

In Grand Theft Auto V, I hate the cops

They used to be easy and now they’re not

Try to outrun 'em everyday, but I end up shot

I get arrested every single day

And when I don’t get arrested, I get blown away

The cops are dicks, there’s nothing more to say

Big ol' dicks in GTA

It’s like they’re friggin' RoboCop

Invincible, they never stop

And I can only run for so long (so long!)

My skills are gettin' tested 'cause I always get arrested

I’m Public Enemy No. 1 (one!)

In all the other GTAs, I could escape and get away

The cops were dumb and easy to lose (later, dudes!)

But not in Grand Theft Auto V, they’ll hunt you down until you die

Now I friggin' feel like a noob (noob!)

Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!)

I’m sick of it (so sick of it)

I can never get away

When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck)

Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck)

And then I get blown away