Table And Chest Press - Tech N9ne

I’m about to take it back to sixth grade on y’all

When I ain’t had no beats

I just beat on the table and my chest

Like this

I’m here to give you my table and chest stress

Life is so full of fear like an A-I-D-S test

When you’re covered in wet sex

With no glove you’re just vexed

Because life is so less blessed

Feel like death is the best bet

I’m here to give you my table and chest stress

Life is so full of fear like an A-I-D-S test

When you’re covered in wet sex

With no glove you’re just vexed

Because life is so less blessed

Feel like death is the best bet, bitch

I mean, ain’t no way up out of this dream

Nowhere to skip a scene not with all them demons stuck on the screen

So many unrest I bring serene living within means green

But things seem bleak

I’m beesteemed for the kings team

Major corporations firin' I feel obligated to hire ‘em

Higher desired I’m wired my empire is tiresome

But if she fly I’ll invite her to my asylum

Alumni find relaxation off in her bonsai

This bad season got me in my past sneezin'

Seeing the mother fucka singin' taking the Nina away but I guess they had

reasons

'till I had freakin' ash leakin' nap seepin' Crash deacon

Givin' a sermon off my sick and twisted class teachin'

You see now this ain’t no fuckin freestyle

My people starvin' to eat now with the Angela Yee gal and Phillip chow

Niggas is ready to freak out

Yea I got a little money to piece out

To some but the rest be plottin' on me wanna stick me up like a decal

I’m here to give you my table and chest stress

Life is so full of fear like an A-I-D-S test

When you’re covered in wet sex

With no glove you’re just vexed

Because life is so less blessed

Feel like death is the best bet

I’m here to give you my table and chest stress

Life is so full of fear like an A-I-D-S test

When you’re covered in wet sex

With no glove you’re just vexed

Because life is so less blessed

Feel like death is the best bet

My Hungarian honey’s locked up for manslaughter

Now her mother and father can’t even hug their damn daughter

Such an insane part of life really became harder

Only way they saw me in jail was to visit Dwayne Carter

Then I’m off in Spain sort of lame 'cause no dame sought us

Never did play with the labia

All I ate was paella

Then ex bitches its all part of the Tech riches

So I get threats they get vicious

They know I keep with the best bitches

Then I sex with it

To bend her over the table is less stress

With no bra and her breast on the table her chest pressed

My people fallin' while I continue to jet set

But I got the power to bless

The beat bangin' yea that’s Tech nigga!