The High Tech Tribulation Force - Terry Scott Taylor

The lamb of God’s now an action figure

With one pierced hand, he pulls the trigger

As he texts his thoughts on Skype and Twitter

He’s big and bad

With six-pack abs

Barbed-wire tat

Reversed ball cap

With his bill in back

He’s a real go-getter!

Here’s the end of times as horror story

Where the troops reclaim lost territory

All is brawn and guts and glory

Stealth released

We will not cease

To kill for peace

We’ll slay the BEast

Increase our blood-soaked inventory

Soldiers to the Range Rovers

Lasers, tanks, and bulldozers!

Slay anti-Christ as we go forth

We’re the High-Tech Tribulation Force!

In the grandstands cheer the chosen few

With not a lot of things to do

But enjoy the perks and the perfect view

Thrill to science fiction coming true

We’re big and bad

With six-pack abs

Playing «Taps» by the grave of the golden rule

It’s soldiers to the Range Rovers

Lasers, tanks, and bulldozers!

It’s Armageddon, sans remorse

We’re the High-Tech Tribulation Force

The meek and mild is an action figure

With an itchy trigger finger

It’s an «It is finished» with a gun

A bloody war already won

Forget the sinner’s friend

The gentle one

This is what the Lamb of God’s become!

And welcome anarchists and Zionists

Receive the blessing of this violence!

Christian soldiers, stay the course!

We’re the High-Tech Tribulation Force!

We’re the High-Tech Tribulation Force!

The Lamb of God is now an action figure

He says, «I'll be back,» like Schwarzenegger