Viva Discordia - That Handsome Devil

Lucy’s a goth chick

Spit in the face of a jock at the mosh pit

Then the kid lost it

Saw her at the mall at the local Hot Topic

Her boyfriend was pickin' out a new chain wallet

Lucy’s all talk

She really ain’t got no heart for a fight

She’d rather see an art show

Beat her face down 'till she looked like a Picasso

Even ripped the ring out her boyfriend’s nostril

Brother’s outside

Smokin' on a Newport

Heard about his sister

Runnin' through the food court

Ran right over the dude from the shoe store

Rumored that he jumped down two floors, ooh Lord

Came right up behind him

The kid didn’t see him

I’ve never seen that look

On another human bein'

Bats in the belfry (Woo-ha)

Rotten on the vine (Ha-ha, ha, ha)

Can’t keep my eye’s closed (Woo-ha)

Sunny all the time (Ha, ha)

Put your hands where I can see 'em boy

Keep 'em up high

This place (this place) has gone (has gone, gone, gone) crazy

Mona from Sedona, Arizona

Drove to California in a beat up Toyota

Readin' Deepak Chopra

And singin' «Champagne Supernova»

Life it ain’t all roses

Though you go where you’re supposed to go

Woke up in a mobile home

Kidney sold in Tokyo

Jumpin' out the double wide

Runnin' through the trailer park

Tearin' off her duct tape

Wearin' just a pair of socks

Terry-cloth undies that her parents bought

In hysterics with their shirts off

Cryin' with her hair in knots

Smellin' like Smirnoff

I think the drugs are wearin' off

Bats in the belfry (Woo-ha)

Rotten on the vine (Ha-ha, ha, ha)

Can’t keep my eye’s closed (Woo-ha)

Sunny all the time (Ha, ha)

Put your hands where I can see 'em boy

Keep 'em up high

This place (this place) has gone (has gone, gone, gone) crazy

It don’t matter, matter

Climb that ladder

Da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da

Matter and matter, matter

Climbin' that ladder

Da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da

It don’t matter, matter

Climb that ladder

Da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da

Matter and matter, matter

Climbin' that ladder

Da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da

Woo-ha

Daddy’s little president

Never found the evidence

Heaven sent lemon-scented

Medicine they fed us with

Said the speech

Read it off the teleprompter

Fly away

In an Army helicopter

Heavy metal concert

In the yellow Mazda

Jello shots and marijuana

Going off to war now

For a bunch of mobsters

Looking for Osama Bin La da, da, da, da, da, da, da

Bats in the belfry (Woo-ha)

Rotten on the vine (Ha-ha, ha, ha)

Can’t keep my eye’s closed (Woo-ha)

Sunny all the time (Ha, ha)

Put your hands where I can see 'em boy

Keep 'em up high

This place (this place) — has gone (has gone, gone, gone) — crazy