Tuck Tape - The AAA Girls, Alaska Thunderfuck

They always want me to explain

How’d you tuck, girl?

Drag queens do it, some trans the same

We’re all tuckers!

Gender’s a mystery

My dick is history!

With tuck tape!

Oooh

Hide your dick and stuff your balls with

Tuck tape!

Oooh

From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with

Tuck tape!

It takes a master to create a

True beef curtain

Triple A tuck tape never fails

That’s for certain

These bulgy messes

Succeed in dresses!

With tuck tape!

Oooh

Hide your dick and stuff your balls with

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Scrotal skin is real damn thin so

Duct tape!

Oooh no!

She sure tried it!

That bubble gum

You can’t deny it

WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME

TUCK TAPE!

(Oooh)

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Hide your dick and stuff your balls with

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear

Tuck tape!

Watch behind you

Your tuck is loose and

We can see your balls now, Mary

WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Can S-V-U report your gape with

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Your monster mash looks like a gash with

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Your VPL can go to hell with

Tuck tape!

Oooh

Not Ace of Base on cassette tape

I’m talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!

Okay I think I’ve got it!

Pull this stunt on your boy front

And Donald Trump will grab your-

Courtney!

That residue comes off with lube or glue gone

Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed, fair trade,

sustainable, gluten-free, Kösher, non-GMO, vegan, Halal, locally sourced

coconut oil.

I mean coconut oil is just amazing, there’s nothing you can’t do

with it, I cook with it, I pull with it, I lube up my body with it,

if you’re in a committed, loving, safe relationship, you can also use it as a.

Tuck tape