Just the Way It Is - The Alchemist, Action Bronson

Yeah, it’s Bam Bam

You know I’m back

It’s me, it’s me

Flushing

Uh-huh

Sell coke, walk with a cane

Flex the green Porsche in the rain

Catch me at the mall with your dame

But nah, I ain’t buying shit but she’s drinking

Five pairs of all white Airs and some Scottie Pippen’s

Bitches be basic and they ain’t shit

At least I’m famous and I ain’t shit

Well, my mother loves me, I’m her baby

We still drive each other crazy

Now my man needs a liver, bought it off of eBay

He started snorting Pepsi, now he’s got a fiend’s face

I pre-game before the pre-game

I let my chicken go, give her free range

This is Jericho, no jheri curl

Put the pedal to the metal, make the Chevy twirl

Peace to my man Sean, All State

I put 100K on Army versus Ball State

Why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

You gotta raise your kids

I just wanna be a normal person

But I’m special and I understand

That you wanna see me rap and do the running man

But why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

Why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

Ayo, why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

And you wonder why my mind is filled with crazy shit

I fucked three bitches one day

I’m disgusting, but I’m honest

Toot some, baby, clean your sinus

I had to take a shit inside the diner

So I pulled the Rover over

Leather shoulder like Israeli soldiers

Catch me butt naked in a green Buick

Huey Lewis and the News drinking 22's, uh

Thinking back when I was 22

And I didn’t have the stunning do'

Light skin, dark skin, no skin, bitch, I’m running through

Then eat the honeydew, I’m running with the money crew

Five closets full of running shoes and I ain’t running Duke

My girl jealous because she know that I’m in love with you

My name Le Bronson, Not Guy Fieri

You get robbed for your cheddi

Whisper instructions to my consigliere

Big shotty like a yeti

Fuck the world tatted on the back yo

Why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

You gotta raise your kids

I just wanna be a normal person

But I’m special and I understand

That you wanna see me rap and do the running man

But why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

Why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

Ayo, why you gotta be like that?

That’s just the way it is

And you wonder why my mind is filled with crazy shit

Can you take me, take me to my nephew’s house?

«How are those grapes?

They’re from Estonia, they’re from Estonia»

Lithuania, they’re from Latvia

They’re from Uzbekistan

They’re baked in Bulgaria

He’s number one in Bulgaria right now

He’s number one in Bulgaria