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I’m an ace reporter wherever news is breakin', I show up and find out

What’s shakin'

I’m an ace reporter, if it weren’t for me, there’d never be news on your tv

I bring the big story, I’m proud to say, to the viewers watching

Everydaaay…

On W-I-O-Wa: Corniest station in the nation!

W-I-O-Wa: Corniest station in

The nation!

Reporters are brave, reporters are proud, reporters like to talk real fast

And loud

With my microphone and my camera operator, I say «Back to you» instead of

«See ya later»

I go find the news no matter the place and make that serious reporter

Faaace

On W-I-O-Wa: Corniest station in the nation!

W-I-O-Wa: Corniest station in

The nation!

W-I-O-Wa…