Figure It Out - The Bears

You don’t retain your calm

Either you’re an anvil

Or sell me your aunt

And your car is almost gone

Figure it out

My bag’s against the wall

You knocked me up

You didn’t knock me out

And I’m God about to brawl

Figure it out

Talk beheads the cat

Shoes off the couch

Or I catch a rat

But I’ll rent you a riot hat

Figure it out

My bulk’s across the mall

A wounded ham was an animal

And I’ve got a bout of gall

Figure it out

My back’s against the wall

Figure it out

And I’m not about to crawl

Figure it out