Introducing Randy Newman - The Blood Arm

A succubus on a school bus

All the other kids are so lascivious

I never fuss, I never fret, I never lose my head

Oh they’re seeing red

I’m a democratic man

I catch the candidate I can

If you’re looking for some action

Gonna say it again

I wanna be

Randy Newman

I gotta be

Randy Newman

No connection to my so called peers

In a terminal election I’m the real deal

Trying to steal ideas from surrealists

They try their best

And if you’re asking silly questions

About urgent care

And if you’re filling questionnaires

For William Ayers

There’s a blonde in the back

She stands at the podium

And stares at you

I’m a democratic man

I catch the candidate I can

If you’re looking for some action

Gonna say it again

I’m gonna say it again

I wanna be

Randy Newman

I gotta be

Randy Newman

But I can turn, turn

On a dime

I could turn, turn, turn

On a dime

With those aviator glasses

And a voice just like molasses

And a shirt that’s so Hawaiian

That I have to take a pass

There’s a redhead in

The passenger seat

Oh she’s not from the west

But the east side

Randy Newman

Randy Newman

And it’s hallow, hallow

Hallow, halloween

Randy Newman

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