Hardtale Lurgan Blues - The Bonnevilles

C’mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time

That skinny bitch, she’s super rich and looking super fine

Her skinny ass and photographs

And bottle of tonic wine

It’s the men that want rescued

While the women want to die

Hardtale Lurgan blues

Hardtale.

born to lose

The Ashtray, The Ceili House, The Batcave or a brief

And Marty O’Neill’s the barman’s king a sinner and a priest

Scooter club on a Monday night

Fuck all the rest of the week

The only reason to come here

Is to know what its like leave

Hardtale Lurgan blues

Hardtale, born to lose

C’mon all you Lurgan men, one at a time

That skinny bitch, she’s super rich and looking super fine

Her skinny ass and photographs

And bottle of tonic wine

It’s the men that want rescued

While the women want to die

Hardtale Lurgan blues

Hardtale, born to lose