Lay Down with Me, Barbara - The Darkness

Leaves are rustling

Rustling in the sultry evening breeze

I don’t wear pyjamas

Trust me darling, you don’t need that chemise

I know it’s hard to love a man like me

But you do so with the greatest of ease

We created tender love from scratch

Don’t you think it’s time we made another batch?

Oh, lay down with me, Barbara

Underneath the candelabra

Oh, lay down with me, Barbara

Or I will die

I will surely die

Who needs moonlight?

Moonlight’s rubbish anyway, my dear

When the clouds obscure it

I’ll look upon you 'neath the chandelier

Let us not waste a precious moment blindly

Fumbling with the clasp of your brassiere

We created tender love from scratch

Don’t you think it’s time we made another batch?

Oh, lay down with me, Barbara

Underneath the candelabra

Oh, lay down with me, Barbara

Or I will die

I will surely die

Oh, lay down with me, Barbara

Underneath the candelabra

Oh, lay down with me, Barbara

Or I will die

I will surely die

Surely die

Just bury me, Barbara

Bury me in a coffin full of money

And I’ll love you throughout the afterlife

I love you girl