Southern Trains - The Darkness

Air-con set to sub-Arctic

If it moves, it isn’t quick

Major delays, cancellations

Tedious conversations

Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face

It’s a disgrace

It’s a journey into pure despair

There are fucking assholes everywhere

I can smell piss and shit in the air

Fuck you, southern trains, we’re not getting anywhere

Journey into pure despair

I just want to get somewhere

Throw away the itinerary

The whole rat race in one place, stationary

On your marks, get set, stop there

Southern trains are top

It’s a journey into pure despair

There are fucking assholes everywhere

I can smell piss and shit in the air

Fuck you, southern trains, we’re not getting anywhere

Them southern trains

Choo-choo

Boo-hoo

Them southern trains

Choo-choo

Boo-hoo

Heaving carriages of indignation

Grown men weeping of pure frustration

Totally packed and always late

Into the tunnel of hate

It’s a journey into pure despair (Got me on the rails)

There are fucking assholes everywhere (This steam-age nightmare)

I can smell piss and shit in the air (Slower than snails)

Fuck you, southern trains, we’re not getting anywhere