Kinderpunsch - ******** [The Drink]

I’m sat inside the ???

lately

Humming Christmas songs

I’m staring at the broken telly

Wondering where today belongs

Don’t know where I will be stopping

Or how I’ve come to be

Had I done my Christmas shopping

You’d be with me

We’d be happy

Marx says ???

was far too busy

I was there at 3am

The flashing lights have made me dizzy

I fell asleep beside a bin

I got stuck behind a lorry

I parked in a disabled spot

Whoops

But I told God that I was sorry

Though I believe that he forgot

Me

Club me with my club card

Awake me from my dream

Christmas land is all forgiven

Jesus taught us to redeem

Ourselves

It’s two for one on plastic holly

You were supposed to be my sweetheart

Let’s get married (x8)

We got fuck all from Jill and Gary

Let’s get married (x2)

Club me with my club card

Awake me from my dream (my dream)

Christmas land is all forgiven

Jesus taught us to redeem

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