Kije's Ouija - The Free Design

There was a gentleman from way up north

And Kije was his name

And he got strange answers from a magic board

'Cause Ouija was his game

Kije’s Ouija

Kije’s Ouija board

Kije’s Ouija

Gee, we should’ve believed

Believed before

I took my favorite lover way up north

We packed our boots and skis

And we found as a lodging Kije’s magic house

There he sat with a board upon his knees

Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)

Kije’s Ouija board

Kije’s Ouija

Gee, we should’ve believed

Believed before

Then he asked us would we like to sit and learn about magic

The Ouija board will set you straight on all that’s happy or tragic

We sat right down to scrutinize the weird old indicator

Neither did we understand or believe it, 'til later

Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)

Kije’s Ouija board

Kije’s Ouija

Gee, we should’ve believed

Believed before

It told us that some wise old angel

Had prepared for us a special treat

That everyone who kicked a little dog

Would surely lose his feet

And everyone who shook his fist in anger

Soon would be shaking in bed

And every single time a curse was said

Someone’s tongue would surely drop from his head

Now, many more like this the angel will send

But you could do yourself much worse

Just push a couple buttons, let your favorite bombs

Completely over, over the earth

Now the angel’s curse has come and gone, but everyone knew that

We didn’t need a Ouija board to give us any clue that

The way we lived was far from right, the first curse came to reckon

No one dares to go and ask old Kije 'bout the second

Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)

Kije’s Ouija board

Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)

Kije’s Ouija board

Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)

Kije’s Ouija board

Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)

Kije’s Ouija board