Recycled Lives -

David Clevenstien

Gets into his car

Drives down the highway

To bad he can’t get very far

Because he ain’t got any friends

Except for Mr. Sanchez

He’s a golden retriever and

To fat to walk

There’s a place where

All the recycled lives go

It’s called BB&T

Chorus, chorus, chorus, chorus, chorus

Susie feeds her fishes

Pays her taxes on time

Plats all her eggplants

In a pretty little line

Goes to her sucky job

Calls people at their homes

Selling ink and toner

On her Panasonic phone

There’s a place where

All the recycled lives go

It’s called Ameridial

People trash their lives

Not doing nothing

But making money

So they can die rich

But they don’t realize

You don’t need to be rich

If you’re already dead