We Like Sportz - The Lonely Island

Hello?

Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?

No — the game’s on

Oh, I almost forgot, I’ll be right there

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

The game is starting everyone is here

I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer

Just two normal guys hanging out having fun

Right guy number two?

Yeah guy number one

E to the S to the P to the N

Is all I watch cause I’m the man

If my team loses I’ll be mean all night

If you tell me to relax we’ll get in a fight

Watching sports with girls is a pain

They don’t know the rules, there’s no time to explain

Single, double, triple, homerun

For the celebration, I’ll shoot my gun

I like my friend, he’s a real guy’s guy

He’s not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

From Wimbledon to the Astrodome

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

Now when I say SPORTS, you say NUTS

Sports, nuts, sports, nuts

When I say CHEATING, you say SUCKS

Cheating, sucks, cheating, sucks

I drink whiskey cause I like the taste

You think it’s bitter but I think it’s great

I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars

Don’t believe me?

Smell our cars

We’re real men, and we like sportsIf you say we’re not then we’ll see you in

court

I’m team captain and I choose you

I’m the other team captain and I choose you too

We steal the ball and we’re off to the races

Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces

Like WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

From the pre-game jokes to the wrap-up show

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

Throw me the baseball

Now toss me the pigskin

Now feed me the rock

Now give me the rock